Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too,
but tell me more about Rahul.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI*

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile****

Heloo JI APKO KABHI PYAR NAHI HUA?

Helooo- 0 YAAR HUA THA

PAR WO MANTI HI NAHI THII

LOVE U KEHTI THI

PATA NAHI YE "U" KAUN HAI

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE AFTER COMPLETING TARGET SETTING PROCESS WITH HIS BOSS ON 31ST May, 2008

SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID,

"GO OUT & ENJOY .

YOU WILL GO ON PROGRESSING : NO HARM WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEAR

"He was very happy & enjoyingSuddenly he MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ," WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME ??? "

" SORRY SON , APPRAISAL TIME , HAD TO ACHIEVE MY TARGET ....... ....... "